I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
