Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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