yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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