i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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