She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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