Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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