If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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