I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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