So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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