At least make sure they are 18
Why
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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