I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Still dying that you shit outside
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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