if you like me you must not know who I am
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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