how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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