Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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