Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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