sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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