I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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