Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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