jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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