and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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