This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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