absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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