I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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