what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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