whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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