Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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