Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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