who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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