we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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