If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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