I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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