on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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