You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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