just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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