I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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