I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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