Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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