Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My ATM looks so different sober.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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