he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Watching her eat just hurts me
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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