she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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