I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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