I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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