I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
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