There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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