If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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