Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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