at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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