so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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