Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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