So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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