glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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